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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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enoughtohold

a lot of people on this site are like, deeply existentially freaked out that they haven’t been in love by 19 or whatever, and are desperate for any explanation for this that might make it ok. i just want to say, you are completely ok, no explanation needed. this is MUCH more common than you think, especially if you’re not straight. you’re very very young. you’re 100% fine. if you want it, it will happen in its own time.

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memecucker

One of Wang Chongs arguments against ghosts that’s kinda funny is how a common story is that ghosts desire revenge. And yet if ghosts can have a desire for revenge and are able to make their will known then the most haunted people should be magistrates who have the greatest ability to punish wrongdoers that have harmed the ghost and yet Wang says he was unable to find a single record in his research of a ghost appearing to a magistrate to lobby a complaint

morlock-holmes

This is the most Borges-ian factoid I have ever heard from someone other than Borges.

argumate

can you imagine ghosts petulantly filing tech support complaints

haiku-robot

can you imagine

ghosts petulantly filing

tech support complaints



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